|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 4, 2016 6:20:37 GMT
Helo Vamp Kid Here Glyn Wise And I Am Survivng And Thriving Here In Luxemburg.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 4, 2016 6:54:51 GMT
My Best Friend Is Ian And He Understands Me Like No One Else Does. I Am Working My Glyn Magic And I Got Myself Into A Little Old Alliance With That Guy...
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 4, 2016 6:57:13 GMT
The Alliance Is With Me, Him, Vivica, And Jaclyn. Vivica And Jaclyn View Me A Tagalong Fourth Number. Ian Told Me That, And I Said I Was Fine With It. As Long As I Am In The Alliance. Ha Ha Ha!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 4, 2016 6:58:28 GMT
I Also Have An Alliance With Tom Green. Tom Green Is A Monotheistic Heathen And I Wish Not To Associate With Him, So I Crossed My Fingers While Accepting His Alliance Offer. This Means That Our Alliance Is Null And Void. Ha Ha Ha.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 4, 2016 7:00:09 GMT
Everyone Is Voting For John Vito Because He Is A Total Slack Jaw And Did Not Show Up To The Challenge. But Tom Greens Not Voting Vito. Tom Green Is Voting For Adrienne Because He Says That Seeing Votes For Adrienne At Our First Tribal Council Will Make People Want To Vote Her Out At Our Second One.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 4, 2016 7:06:49 GMT
Tom Is Getting Voted Out At The Second Tribal Council, Not Adrienne. Which Is Cr*ppy Because I Like Tom Better Than Brick Wall Adrienne.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 4, 2016 7:07:05 GMT
Just Another Day In The Life Of Glyn.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 7, 2016 14:08:34 GMT
I Literally Fucking Hate Adrianne So Fr*cking Much. She's Wesley (Who, For The Record, I Do Not Hate!!!) But Worse Socially. (If This Actually Is Wesley, I Doubt It Is, But What The H*ck Has Gotten Into You?)
Here's An Example Of Our Stunning Conversation, No Wonder I Haven't Talked To Her In 5 Days
Glyn
Hi Adrienne
Adrianne
Hey
Glyn
How Are Ya?
Adrianne
Good and you?
Glyn
Pretty Good Pretty Good. You Do Anything Fun Lately?
Adrianne
Just chilling
Glyn
Cool Cool. Like Ice Cubes...
Adrianne
Yeah
Glyn
Favorite Type Of Dog?
Adrianne
Golden..why?
Glyn
Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
Adrianne
None really...I'm more of an egg and cheese sandwich girl
Glyn
I Once Had A Pet Chicken.
Best Egg And Cheese I Ever Had
Adrianne
Um...oksy
Can You Not Like Just "Um... Oksy" [sic] Me Like That??? I Had A Fr*cking Pet Chicken, She Laid Eggs. She Died. Why The Fr*ck Are You Confused?
And I Ask Her What Her Favorite Type Of Dog Is. She Says "Golden". Which Is Not A Dog, I Assume She Means Golden Retriever So I'm Going To Let It Slide. Then She Asks Why. I Don't Know, I Guess I Am Just Trying To Make Conversation With Your Brick Wall B*tt.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 7, 2016 14:08:51 GMT
I Hate Her.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 9, 2016 4:45:46 GMT
Vivica And Adrienne Pissed Me Off Last Night, I'll Talk About It Later.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 13, 2016 21:57:19 GMT
Sorry For Not Confessing Recently. I.
I Figured I Would Do A Small Tribe Assessment Before The Inevitable Swap Tonight.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 13, 2016 22:09:21 GMT
Better Late Than Never Right? Let Us Start With A Verified Sex Beast... Glyn Wise.
Well Well Well Who Do We Have Here. I Like To Think Of Myself As My Closest Ally By Far. No One Will Be As Helpful To Me As I Am To My Self If You Know What I Mean... Well That's It For #1, Glyn Wise.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 13, 2016 22:18:59 GMT
She Might Be A Bit Sketchy, But She Is A Person All Right!
 Jaclyn Mischigan.
She's Okay But She's A Little Bad At Responding On Time And Things Such As That. But She Is Also A Little Bit Sketchy, How Do I Know? Well, A Couple Rounds Ago Ian Sent Me A Chatlogs Of Her Talking Up Ian And Acting Like Adrianne Going Home Was Just What He Wanted. She Was Very Clearly Trying To Talk Ian Up So He's More Of A Threat Than She. Listen Sunshine, We ALL Saw Through That!
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 13, 2016 22:30:52 GMT
Next Up On Our Fast Food Freak Show, Jazzy Jasmine!
 Jasmine Benelux.
Our Time Zones Don't Really Mesh Well But I Find Her Pretty Enjoyable To Talk To When The Time Comes. Often She'll Message Me Right Before I Am Fixing To Go Sleepin' And It Will Be Brief. But I Like Her And I Will Going To Keep Complimenting Her Because She Likes It.
|
|
|
|
Post by Glyn Wise on Aug 13, 2016 22:36:03 GMT
Oh, And Now, We Take A Look At Katherine.
 Kathy Vavrick O'Brien.
Kathy Is Also Another Person Bad At Responses. She Drops Conversations Like A Person Drops Their Hat. Or Like The United States Of America Dropped Bombs In 1945. I Guess She's Alright, We're In An Alliance I Think. But Jeez Louise, She Seems Busy Because I Can't Hold A Stable Conversation With Her.
|
|
