A ShakespearIan Tragedy

[Ian Rosenberger]

Oh herrow!

<insert congratulations to final 3 here>

This the part where I would normally talk about myself. But I really don't feel like it. So lets just get this over with.

Carrie Marrie Underwood!

It started with one thing. But I don't really no why. It didn't even matter how hard I tried. Keep in mind I am writing this post, to explain to you the most. All I know is that time is a valuable thing. It just flies by as the pendulum swings. It counts down at the end of each day. The clock ticks the life away. It's just unreal you know? If you didn't look out below, you could watch the time go right out the window. You can try to hold on but you don't really know. And I wasted all of it while I watched you go.



I kept everything inside, to myself. And even though I tried hard, it all just fell apart. What it all means to me will eventually just be a distant memory. It'll remind me of a time when I tried so hard, and I got so far. But in the end, none of it really mattered. I fell hard. And I lost it all. But in the end, none of it mattered.



There's one thing I don't understand why. It doesn't matter how hard I try. Keep in mind I am writing this, to remind myself how hard I tried. In spite of how you mocked me. You acted like I was part of your property. I remember all the times you fought with me. I am really surprised you got so far. And things aren't they way they were before. I mean, do you even recognize me anymore? It's not like you knew me back then. But it's all coming back to me in the end.



You kept everything inside. And even though I tried, it all just fell apart. What it means to me now will eventually be a memory of a distant time when I tried so hard. I got so far. But in the end, it doesn't really matter. I fell hard and I lost it all. But in the end, it doesn't really matter.



I put my trust in you. I pushed as far as I could go. For all this there's really only one thing you should know. I tried REALLY hard. And even though I got far, in the end it doesn't really matter. I fell hard. And I lost it all. But in the end, none of it really matters.



Questions:



How is your grandma doing? Is she alright now?



Did you catch a Chansey yet? I did! ^_^

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Baby Thor

Hi. How are you? Don't answer that, it's rhetorical. 3 questions still left.



Heard you hated me. That made me a very sad Ian. Why do you hate me Thor? Don't answer that. I tried to be your friend Thor. I really did try. As is a common theme with you, I have no clue what was real and what wasn't. So I am just assuming for now that every single interaction with you was a lie. All of it. Which hey you know. It's part of Survivor. You're not a fan of making friends, enjoying getting to know someone new/reacquainting yourself with someone you have met before. That's OK.



So I'll give you one more chance to answer exactly one question I have for you. I have asked you this multiple times when I was still in the game and you always gave me the same answer. I never believed you but you kept saying the same thing. This is your final chance to give me a truthful answer. I'll be honest when this started I was certain my vote would go to you. But the more you talk, the less I want to vote for you. So for my vote, this question is the deciding factor.



Question:

At Final 9, when the Burnie blindside was in motion, if I had come to you and said "I want to vote Jaclyn", would you have voted Jaclyn with me?

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Jacbot

I have a lot of questions for you. But I am restricted to only 3. So I'll just post everything I wanted to ask you. You can pick any 3 you like and answer them.



Questions:


Do you consider yourself a hero or villain?



How do you like to spend your time when you are not in front of a computer?



Who is the worst person in the world to be stuck on an elevator with?



When you were a kid, what did you aspire to be in life?



Who do you have on your speed dial besides close friends and family?



What do you think about street magicians/stage magicians/the tradecraft of magic in general?



Have you ever been pulled over by a cop? If yes what for?



What's your favorite type of food?



If you had the choice to pick exactly one superpower for yourself, what would you pick?



Do you think you could survive a zombie apocalypse?



What's your favorite song right now? Link me



What's the creepiest story you have ever read/heard? Please share

[Tim Dormer]

Sept 28, 2016 18:36:58 GMT Ian Rosenberger said:

Baby Thor

Hi. How are you? Don't answer that, it's rhetorical. 3 questions still left.



Heard you hated me. That made me a very sad Ian. Why do you hate me Thor? Don't answer that. I tried to be your friend Thor. I really did try. As is a common theme with you, I have no clue what was real and what wasn't. So I am just assuming for now that every single interaction with you was a lie. All of it. Which hey you know. It's part of Survivor. You're not a fan of making friends, enjoying getting to know someone new/reacquainting yourself with someone you have met before. That's OK.



So I'll give you one more chance to answer exactly one question I have for you. I have asked you this multiple times when I was still in the game and you always gave me the same answer. I never believed you but you kept saying the same thing. This is your final chance to give me a truthful answer. I'll be honest when this started I was certain my vote would go to you. But the more you talk, the less I want to vote for you. So for my vote, this question is the deciding factor.



Question:

At Final 9, when the Burnie blindside was in motion, if I had come to you and said "I want to vote Jaclyn", would you have voted Jaclyn with me?

Hi Ian, I am fine. Missed you! If you heard I hated you, then someone is trying to play some serious mind games on you. There was really no one I cared about more who is sitting on that jury then you. It killed a piece of me inside when I had to send you out of the game. This being an alias game, I was certainly more willing to take risks since I honestly had no idea who I was playing against. Therefore, I did lie to you, and I am sorry for that. Outside this game, I hope to keep in contact with everyone. I would be very upset if you and I were not on speaking terms when this game ended. Moving on to your question. 

I hope this isn't your only question for me. I said I was going to give honest answers coming into the finale because I owe this jury that. So at final 9, if you did not want to blindside Burnie, he would have still left. I would not have voted for Jaclyn that round. I had wanted Jaclyn out right after Kathy for basically the first five weeks of the game. That being said, Burnie made himself a big target the first week of the merge. A couple weeks before that, Julia informed me that Dorothy and Burnie wanted me out of the game, and I believed her (later confirmed by Dorothy). I used the couple weeks leading up to it to turn people against it. I already knew Julia would be on board, but making sure Carrie was good with it was important. It was that week that our final three was created. There was absolutely no way, I was going to let Burnie slide through my fingers. It was also the first week I really used Exile as a weapon. Dorothy was not eligible to vote due to Dustin sending her to exile. That was one less vote to save Burnie. We used Julia’s connection with Jaclyn at the time to get Jaclyn on board. Natalie was willing to vote for just about anyone in order to cement her spot in the game. Burnie was going home with those votes. I was actually thankful that you wanted to vote for him. It gave me one additional week to hide my cards in the game. I remember saying in my confessional that I would have to deal with whatever consequences that happened as a result of not telling you about that the vote at that time. I was hoping that you would understand as so many people saw you two as a pair in the game and that are why I wasn't planning on telling you about the vote. I was so happy when I didn't have to do that. 

[Carrie Underwood]

Sept 28, 2016 18:36:58 GMT Ian Rosenberger said:

Carrie Marrie Underwood!

It started with one thing. But I don't really no why. It didn't even matter how hard I tried. Keep in mind I am writing this post, to explain to you the most. All I know is that time is a valuable thing. It just flies by as the pendulum swings. It counts down at the end of each day. The clock ticks the life away. It's just unreal you know? If you didn't look out below, you could watch the time go right out the window. You can try to hold on but you don't really know. And I wasted all of it while I watched you go.



I kept everything inside, to myself. And even though I tried hard, it all just fell apart. What it all means to me will eventually just be a distant memory. It'll remind me of a time when I tried so hard, and I got so far. But in the end, none of it really mattered. I fell hard. And I lost it all. But in the end, none of it mattered.



There's one thing I don't understand why. It doesn't matter how hard I try. Keep in mind I am writing this, to remind myself how hard I tried. In spite of how you mocked me. You acted like I was part of your property. I remember all the times you fought with me. I am really surprised you got so far. And things aren't they way they were before. I mean, do you even recognize me anymore? It's not like you knew me back then. But it's all coming back to me in the end.



You kept everything inside. And even though I tried, it all just fell apart. What it means to me now will eventually be a memory of a distant time when I tried so hard. I got so far. But in the end, it doesn't really matter. I fell hard and I lost it all. But in the end, it doesn't really matter.



I put my trust in you. I pushed as far as I could go. For all this there's really only one thing you should know. I tried REALLY hard. And even though I got far, in the end it doesn't really matter. I fell hard. And I lost it all. But in the end, none of it really matters.



Questions:



How is your grandma doing? Is she alright now?



Did you catch a Chansey yet? I did! ^_^

Ian I really missed your poetic and reflective texts, you are a sweetheart because everytime I said I was going to work you had positive words, making me laugh, I'll never forget it because when I changed the schedule that was very difficult to me and hear it from you it was very good. I know that our conversations were difficult at the beginning, but I believe that after our honest conversation when I went to ask you why you wanted to eliminate me, our relationship has improved and we began to talk more, have lighter conversations and I think flowed more our social talk, of course that is was not even close to what I wanted because the little I talked I saw that we liked the same things and I think with more time we could have been really tigh.

My grandma is good now, after she came from the hospital she get better. Thanks for ansking that!

Nope!!!!!!!! I hate you!! I want a chansey!!! I do not even get a Beedrill yet lol but I heard that we will be able to change pokemons now so who knows maybe you can give it to me lol

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Do you consider yourself a hero or villain?

Villain most likely. Mostly because I tend to troll and dick around some of my friends. Also I'm kind of the paranoid type villain and just somewhat becomes a villain due to circumstances. That's outside-style....unless Anti-Hero is considered a thing.


Have you ever been pulled over by a cop? If yes what for?

I got pulled over because I was a dick and parked in one of the Veteran Memorial Hospitals and I didn't work there. I was a studet next door to a university. I tried sneaking past the cops to drive, but I was followed 2-3 minutes after leaving the parking lot of the hospital, and got a heafty price tag on me because I was basically wasting other employee's spaces


Do you think you could survive a zombie apocalypse?

Hell yeah. I already told you I have some samurai swords in my bedroom to use for self defense. Also I read a lot of zombie apocalypse movies/books and I'm thinking of moving to Canada which increases my chances of surviving.