Where I breakdown #TiffanysEmotionalEuroTrip

[Tiffany Rousso]

Hello!! Welcome to the Emporium of Tears!



My goal this game is to have people to procieve me as someone that if you say the wrong shit to your games gettin blown up. Now your probably wondering Tiffany, how the fuck are you going to win this strategy? You see honestly I have no fucking clue. But hey it's worth a try right? Early on in this game I've been planting the seeds of Tiffany the fun emotional girl. Right now it's working really well with Holly. Holly is eating up all the shit I'm throwing her way. Holly's gonna me my ride or die emotional buddy. Anyway I was havin fun in the tribe chat and I thought what the hell lets see if I can victimize myself. Man Hotdog(Simon) ate that shit up.




I also bet you guys want a nice juicy Tribe assessment. Well here you go bitches.........






Tim's an interesting guy. We get along decently. He's kinda hard to keep a convo with unless we talk about BB. Which is still me driving the convo. Earlier today I gave him the potent Mr. Big Time nickname after he told me he was a office manager. I'll definately flirt with him to keep myself close to him, but whether I keep him around really depends on his influence later in the game



Dustin..... This guy idk..... He's very boring. Would love to get rid of him early. Any conversation with this guy will be from him starting it.



This guys is a pretty chill guy. I wouldn't mind keeping him around. I need more people to flirt with.



Nat, miss I test medical shit. Well she needs to keep me interested more. It's so hard to talk to her



Cody, I like this guy, but I need more from him. He could really be my emotional stabilizer. I mean I won't need it, but I'll go to him when I'm deciding I'm gonna be emotional. I want Cody to believe he's my #1



I'mma make this guy feel like I like him, but fuck him he rejected my BJ/HJ. If get the choice that dude's first. Hopefully I can get people catering to emotional Tiff over here



She's someone that has been coming to me. Very likely having trouble talking to people. Hopefully I can see her close



Holly the girl wonder of this game! He's going to be my emotional mess partner in crime, already been showing what it takes to become a memeber of Cry our eyes out R us

Here's the beautiful logo



What it doesn't have Holly? That's okay.

What? I'm not self centered fuck you!!!

[Tiffany Rousso]

Why hello lovely viewers it's time for one of those fantastic updates. First off, holy shit Amber girl. You need to learn the unspoken rules of these games. minutes after the challenge you tell me hey so Austin or Nat? So I'm like alright sure... Then 2 hours later Tim's like so Amber told me Holly and Austin. And I'm sittin there like wtf girl... KEEP YOUR STORY STRAIGHT!! That shit drives Tiffany crazy!!!



So news on alliances. I'm pretty sure I've formed an alliance with Tim




So this makes me quite happy. I've also revealed to Holly that I want to work with her and it went great. She's def my favourite person in the game right now.



Right now I also have an unspoken alliance with Cody. I've told him multiple times that I've got his back and it don't matter to me who goes as long as it ain't him. Little does he know he's probably my number 3 right now. But I enjoy talking to him quite alot. He and I have had multiple Amber's an idiot convos lol.



In other news tho. It appears that there's a solid bond forming between Myself and Holly to the point where she's starting to talk more game with me. She wants to run this tribe with me, have me control Tim and Cody, while she controls Dustin and Austin I believe... I'm not really sure... But one thing she's been saying a lot is how much she loves Tim. So soon after she proposes a three person alliance of Myself, Tim, and here. I'm sitting here like hell fuckin yeah!!!!!!



Tim wanted to call us Stoned Cold Blondes, but I don't smoke pot... We're trying to think of something fun just for you viewers. Give us ideas. lol We aren't very cleaver.

[Tiffany Rousso]

well this challenge is a fucking disaster. Tim's feeling super rushed to get this challenge done. I'm sitting there like Timmy boy we have 48 hours. RELAX!!! So while I try to calm his ass down Holly comes on, straight off of fighting with her BF according to her so, she's probably still pissed. She starts giving Timmy a hard time and then I'm thinking fuck...... There goes our threesome if this continues. Then it continues and I get these messages. They basically confirm it..... Holly and Tim are no longer aligned.............




Ugh and here I was coming into this game thinking I'm gonna be the emotional wreck........ It turns out I'm the therapist


Current Mood

So I have a pretty good feeling we'll lose the challenge again.........

I wish those idiots listened to my Mario Kart idea. It'd win the challenge for sure. I'm tempted to just do the story and get Holly to edit it. Then come the deadline be like umm we doin this story.....

Basically my idea is there'd be 3 divisions of 9. (AKA the fuckin tribes) For the first 2 rounds the last 3 players to finish the race are eliminated. That would leave 9 racers, Those 9 racers would merge to one division. Then each round the last to finish is eliminated. There'd be tight alliances formed and enemies made like in a normal game of survivor.

So with that gongshow of a day, it seems Tim is going to be falling out of my alliances. I'd like to keep him close tho.

[Tiffany Rousso]

Welcome back to Tiff's not so emotional euro trip.... Man that feels sad to say. But seriously. I thought I was going to be way more emotional. Since I'm totally usually an emotional player. So it's time for the points of interest:

- Cody and I form an alliance
- Tim goes to exile after buttering up the shit outta me
- Holly and I strengthen our F2
- I start trusting Dustin less
- Still not really talking to Simon. 
- Still don't have a read on Nat or Austin
- Idol idol idol


Alright so the first point. I finally stopped beating around the bush with Cody. Because since day 1 we've clicked pretty well. So I said fuck it lets form a duo. How much I trust this duo will stick is really up in the air. This is mainly because Cody doesn't really seem to trust Holly alot even tho he likes her? okay? Whatever. But basically my point is I can't trust Cody fully, Holly is too awesome. If you don't trust Holly somethings wrong with you.




So on to the Tim buttering me up lol like I seriously don't know what to think. Is this good?




On to Holly. I just got the are you being legit with me paragraph. Because I guess I'm a super popular gal..... Woot Tiff the Therapist is popular! So I had to reassure her and I feel like her letting me know this really brought us closer. I guess I made her unsure if I was being legit with her when I'd tell her I think this person trusts me.. Which I guess is understandable. 



Honestly I don't really have a great reason to not trust Dustin... We barely talked he got back from exile and just flat out gave me the clue he got from exile like lol. It was most likely a play to get me on his side. But the fact that he's basically told everyone the clue, makes me less fond of him. Besides Holly's somewhat over him so I'm sorta over him lol.

I seriously forget Simon is there half the time. He never tries to start a convo, and I rarely start a convo with him. If there's a convo, it's 3, 4 replies long max.. It's kinda sad...... I wonder if he's Wesley.... That guy loves dropping convos

I haven't been able to talk to Austin and Nat enough to fully get a good read on them. I feel like I'm in decent with them, but probably not their favs.

So with that new public clue, I started diggin hard lol. For the longest time I thought it was a human body part lol. I'm dumb okay! So Holly finally clues me in that it's probably something to do with Fire! Of course! Well those don't work well, soon we start thinking maybe this clue is for exile? And that maybe you get clues for your camp idol when on exile? It's something definitely possible. So honestly I'm totally stumped. And would love to go to exile to find out exactly what happens.

Anyway I should probably start being less viable on this tribe. It may fuck me in the ass later. Get the sunglasses and Monkey Hat!!! I repeat!!! GET THE SUNGLASSES AND MONKEY HAT!!!

[Tiffany Rousso]

holy shit I'm dumb it's a rabbit hat isn't it?

[Katia Winter]

I read this shit on the plane. I love you.


That is all.

[Tiffany Rousso]

OMG OMG OMG. Remember when I said I wasn't going to be an emotional wreck? Well that shits just changed. So to start out after the challenge everyone was playing chicken with who's gonna name a target first. Eventually I go to bed still with no target out in the open. I still had in my mind the idea that you know it's time we get Dustin out. So I wake up and hear it's Simon. So I coulda been smart and been like k time to vote out Simon. Instead like the emotional wreck I am I decide fuck it lets go after Dustin. I tell Simon that I'm pushing for Dustin. And well that didn't gain any traction because the FUCKER TOLD DUSTIN: HEY TIFFANY IS TARGETING YOU! WHAT THE LIVING FUCK SIMON!!! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR ASS!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING MY TARGET HEY BRO TIFF'S TARGETING YOU..... OMG that just pisses me off. So of course I find out through my lovely slave Tim that word got back to Dustin. So immediately I go into damage control mode with Dustin and it wasn't working because any smart person who found out they were being targeted would be like fuck that person. So I wait for Austin to get on and see what he thinks. I fill his beautiful face in on the gongshow I created for no fucking reason. And he's sittin there like, wait you tried to save his ass and he sold you out like that?

So I'm sitting there like thank fucking god this guys got a head!! So it seems like Austin is on board to vote out Simon, I know I have Tim no matter what, and We're hoping to get Nat when she logs in. I'm also 50% sure I have Cody, but I'm really not sure. So now we get to wait and hope to dear god I'm not getting blindsided..... Ugh this woulda been so much easier if Holly didn't get exiled.